Hmm, not sure that I know anyone that isn’t kind of, sort of, obsessed with Beyoncé. And if you told me otherwise, I would serve you some talk to the hand, “Girrl, you be craaazy.” My Ticketmaster alert did not go off because, duh, I forgot to set her as one of my favourites. Sometimes I can be such an imbecile *wink* but I didn’t waste any sad faces when I found out her shows were sold out. With my sunny disposition, I had a profound belief that if there’s a will, there’s ALWAYS a way. Trust. (the secret)
Mentioning my lack of Beyoncé tickets at the lunch table, my friend S was all about it. Step 1 Find a concert partner in crime accomplished. A few weeks later, in a follow up chat we decided we should probably be putting more effort into finding tickets. Then as luck should have it, new tickets were released. Step 2 Get tickets close enough to see B booty shake, hair flip, sweat, etcetera, etc. A done deal. Such are the spoils of fate. Never give up!
Perhaps you want to brush up on your hip hop – See 47 of Beyoncé’s Absolute Best Dance Moves on Buzzfeed.
November 17, 2013 No Comments
I was walking past a sandwich board for a comedy bar and it read, “Better than Netflix.” Confession: My subscription to Netflix has contributed to my blogeress hiatus. Thus, I should have limitless celluloid fodder on which to base many a post. Nothing peaks my curiosity quite like a good documentary! You too? Nerdy.
There’s just something about the human experience that gets me. Oh yes, I am a private movie watching crier.
Brooklyn Castle – This documentary focuses on 5 unlikely young chess prodigies attending inner city junior high IS 318, a school recognized for winning the most national championships. The story of these students is remarkable because it shows their passion in winning chess as a reflection in their personal determination to attain higher education and rise above circumstance. A truly inspirational story about underdogs!
No Impact Man – A NYC journalist, Colin Beaven and his family decide to reduce their environmental footprint by producing less waste, consuming less and eating local. I found the premise to be an interesting social experiment and very entertaining to watch. The wife goes on a shopping shame spiral before they embark on their year-long adventure and the husband deals with a public backlash as he publicizes his sustainable lifestyle.
Farmageddon, Vegucated & Food Inc. – Growing up, I was chowing down on chicken nuggets and porkchops. I never thought I would be a mostly dairy and gluten-free vegetarian. Last December, I went on detox (was already lacto-ovo by then) and became obsessed with food docs. These are eye opening exposes on food production (insert super-tear). If you love ribs or chocolate milk, NEVER watch these movies or it will be like that time Neo took the red pill in the Matrix. Trust. But for you GOOPs, go right ahead.
July 24, 2013 No Comments
French bon vivant (literally “one who lives well, good ‘liver’ (living person)”), from bon (“good”) + vivant (“person who is living”), agent noun of vivre (“to live”). A person who enjoys the good things in life, especially good food and drink; a gal about town. We are lucky, non?
I subsist on a diet of salad, vegetables, fish and when I’m feeling very naughty, gluten-free hummus chips. When I indulge in food and drink on the weekends, I love to try new restaurants, share a dessert, let my foodie friends feed me multi-course meals, have a glass of champie here, maybe a cocktail over there.
Here are my foodie & drink obsessions au moment:
- Fro-yooooo: There is a frozen yoguort resurgence of late. Remember when the only choice we had was Yogen-Fruz? Soooo boring! My cravings started in LA where the DIY fro-yo craze has a shop on every corner. Lately, I have noticed the Yogurty’s chain popping up like dandelions. I love dispensing my own red velvet, dulce de leche, swirled with pumpkin, stacked with strawberries, nuts and a dash of Reese bits. Tummy ache!
- Lobster-Mania – Lately, I’ve been craving lobster ALL the time. They make a delicious lobster ravioli at Brassaii (461 King St. West). I feel like lobster might get all trendy like poutine. That would be fan-tastic!
- It’s A-OK to drink at 11:01Am – If you asked for a morning cocktail at 10:59am, well the disgrace on your waiter’s face. In the summer, I think a morning champagne spritzer or prosecco is quite delightful when lunching al fresco. There are some lovely patios hidden like secret gardens that you could enjoy one of these refreshing afternoon drinkie-drinks such as Hacienda (640 Queen St. West) or The Harbord Room (89 Harbord St.)
August 8, 2012 No Comments
I am by nature a generous person. Perhaps generous to a fault. If I should happen upon a Wifi hotspot where hottt boys grow aplenty on trees like wild crab apples, who am I to hoard such valuable information? Isn’t hoarding one of the seven deadly sins? Maybe you’ll meet the next great romance of your life, fingers grazing passing the Demarra sugar or borrowing tall, dark and handsome’s Blackberry charger. Stranger things have happened. And haven’t you heard? 3 hook-ups and you go straight to heaven (ahem, yes I made this up).
Hottt Boys Guide: Barristas & Espresso Lovers Edition
- Lit Espresso Bar - (810 College Street) With outposts on Roncey and Queen West, you should have ample eye-candy whilst dipping your biscotti in your double whip, skinny, mocha latte.
- The Dark Horse Cafe – (215 Spadina Ave.) This successful independently owned cafe is adjacent to The Centre for Social Innovation. Its open area and long communal work tables are ideal for striking up a conversation with that hottie with a brain and a heart type (the ideal right?). The newest location (682 Queen St. West) is at the corner of Queen West & Euclid. Smaller, more intimate with a pretty tin ceiling, the hottie per square footage is quite high. And I don’t know about you, but my latte is more delicious when served by cuuuute boys with tattoos. Heart x 3.
- Terroni – (720 Queen St. West) Okay, there is no Wifi here but you can have an espresso. There is also my fave combination of Funghi salad, thin-crust non-sliced pizza and hottt waiters, bartenders and generally pretty good looking people. This joint lines people up every night for dinner.
And, yes I realize this list only includes the SW quadrant of the city, however, I will confess my bias for not travelling north of Bloor or east of Yonge.
January 19, 2011 No Comments
Nothing makes the holidays more warm and cozy that taking out a tray of steaming, goey cookies from the oven with ridiculously oversized gingham mitts (silicone is for boobies). The only thing I was missing was a 50’s style floral ruffle apron from Anthropologie (cough-cough-hint-hint).
My roomie, akin to the rest of the world, has an allergy to gluten and one afternoon she lamented, “If you could bake me flourless peanut butter cookies, I would love you for-everrrrr.” Or some variation on that comment. Perhaps I embellished to give you a gist of the fervour behind her request.
This recipe is taken from the Kraft website jazzed up with my LC special touch. Cooking is an art, baking is a science. It takes mad skills to mess around with baking. Even if you want to health-ify it, please refrain from using buckwheat flour.
- 1 cup chunky peanut butter
- 1 cup smooth peanut butter
- 3 eggs
- 1/3 cup brown sugar
- 1/3 cup white chocolate chips
- 1 cup dark chocolate chips
- 1/4 cup unsalted peanuts
- 4 heaping tablespoons of flour (you can use rice flour for your gluten intolerant friends)
- Yields 24 cookies
Directions (Prep time 10-15 minutes)
- Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
- In a bowl combine the peanut butter, eggs and sugar.
- Fold in flour gradually. Stir until mixture becomes a stiff cookie dough consistency.
- Drop in chocolate chips and peanuts. The amount you add in is optional. I choose more chocolate.
- Since the dough has minimal flour, you may want to put the bowl into the fridge for a half hour to stiffen.
- Using a tablespoon drop cookie dough onto a non-stick pan. You should be able to fit a dozen on a tray. You can also roll the dough into 1″ balls but I enjoy the ‘made with love’ appearance of bumpy cookies.
- Bake for 18 minutes for a softer cookie or until the edges brown.
- Remove cookies carefully using a flat wooden spatula and allow to cool before serving with cold milk.
Why did you ask? Of course they are fattening. But sometimes you can’t take the fat out of delicious.
December 17, 2010 No Comments
In an attempt to avoid time suckage, I choose to live in a television free zone. Though having stayed at my mother’s place for a few days, I could not help but succumb to the home improvement shows on HGTV and fanciful cooking segments on Food Network. I still quite enjoy Jamie Oliver’s lisp.
One show in particular that had me intrigued was Dinner Party Wars, where three couples competed in a challenge to host the best dinner party. Having been a hostess and a guest at many social gatherings, both exceptional and fall dead asleep boring, I could probably fill a novella with quips and useful advice. With the holiday season fast upon us, I thought I could share some of these useful grains of wisdom with all of you.
- Guestlist, guestlist, guestlist – I once read a hilarious blurb in a book about seating people alternating funny-boring-funny-boring-etc If it were up to me, there would be no boring! But there is some truth to this statement that the personalities should mesh well. When throwing an intimate dinner, the best ones have a good blend of friends and strangers who will hopefully connect on their commonalities – “Oh, you love red velvet cupcakes? OMG, me too!” And ’tis the season for love connections. Did you know that if you hook up 3 friends successfully, you get a green light straight to heaven? You haven’t heard about this? That’s because I made it up.
- Decorate Good Times – I have had many themed parties – Japanese, French Wine & Cheese, Summer Al Fresco. Even if you don’t go over the top with party decorations, a lush bouquet or some tealights helps to set the mood.
- Greetings and salutations – A good hostess welcomes new guests into the fold by greeting, then taking around the new arrival to strangers. A conversational starter is how they know each other and letting the individuals know if there something mutual between them ie. a similar career, a sport or activity, where they live, etc. It’s always nice to leave a guest with few acquaintances at the party with a friend (co-hostess) who is very accomodating – this way, they never feel awk-ward.
- Feed the People – Although it is not uncommon to start a dinner party late, you should have drinks, nibbles and appetizers ready for guests. Even if you have special prepared warm appetizers, it won’t kill you to leave pretzels, nuts or chips on the tables. They knew they were coming to a party so they have been saving their appetites. For smaller gatherings, a fixed menu is manageable, however, for larger parties a buffet style may please more people’s palettes and food preferences.
- No Prohibition – Never let the drinks run dry. Always top off glasses but offer water when you notice people crossing the line into OOC (out of control) territory.
- It’s a Party – Parties are meant to be enjoyed, by everyone including the hostess. Let your guests get involved if they offer. Allow them to bring out plates of food, refill wine glasses or help you put dishes into the dishwasher. You should be giggling, clinking glasses and dancing too! What’s the point of having a social if you’re going to be a party pooper and boil over like a stress pot? A memorable party is one where everyone has a great time. Remember, a happy hostess sets the tone.
November 14, 2010 2 Comments