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There's Something About Kylie

I think it’s safe to say that Boystown (Church & Wellesley) in Toronto is a ghostly scene tonight.  Imagine hay rolling down the streets past the uber-trendy martini lounges, disco balls with lights flashing to vacant bars, tight muscle T’s folded away neatly in cherry wood drawers.  Where have they all gone you ask?  Is there a 90% off sale at D&G? Did you like my Bruno reference?

My spider senses (aka Facebook updates) tell me that you will find the flamboyantly cute gays packing the stands at the Kylie Minogue concert shaking their bedazzled, Rock n’ Republic jeans to the diva pop.  Nothing turns them on like sequins and Vegas showgirl outfits.  Nothing!  I am such a loser.  I should be there with the boys dancing (the gays love me).  Super-tear.

Kylie's Got the IT Factor: Feathers & Black Velvet Bow!

Kylie's Got the IT Factor: Feathers & Black Velvet Bow!

Miss Kylie, the petite Aussie import wears many hats – songstress/actress/songwriter/fashion designer/philanthropist/etc/etc (don’t you love it when people have many slashes? so versatile!).  And can you believe she’s in her forties?  Wild.  While many know her best for ‘The Locomotion’ back in the 1980’s, she re-emerged in her 30’s with a Top 10 North American hit ‘Can’t Get You Out of My Head’ that played across many international dancefloors.  Many people have yet to truly discover her groovy dance songs which fuse electronica, dance, pop and have THE BEST DJ REMIXES ever!  Of course, the gays know this because they are trendsetters.  Hello! 

Kylie on the album cover of WOW. Feel it

Kylie on the album cover of WOW. Feel it

Kylie recently triumphed over cancer and is now travelling with her Showgirl: Homecoming Tour.  Her musical persona is an amplified Brigitte Bardot with elements of disco, glitz and glam.  She shakes her bodaciously cute can in gold short-shorts (I would too with a tight @ss like that) and skimpy, barely there fashion forward/risk-taking costumes, that only the British or adorably petite can pull off.  I love her music soooo much.  It’s a great pick-me-up, kind of like eating candy. 

And if you are throwing a festive soiree and people are being more party pooper than party trooper, encourage wallflowers by cranking up the Kylie a few decibels.  That, or spike their drinks with Grey Goose (tastes like water).  Works like butter, like two sticks of butter.

Here are my Top 10 Kylie tunes to save your life or party (in no particular order):

  1. Like a Drug
  2. The One
  3. WOW (MSTRKRFT Remix)
  4. Heart Beat Rock (Benny Blanco Remix) – OMG, HOTTT dance track! Can’t touch this!
  5. Slow
  6. Red Blooded Woman
  7. Love At First Sight
  8. I Believe in You
  9. Love Affair
  10. Burning Up
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