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Chuck Bass Is A Sexy MF

Regularly on the LC, I don’t like to use expletives because I’m a lady.  But Chuck Bass is worth it.  Insert girlish giggle.  

Lately, the Tuesday watercooler talk amongst fashionistahs is how hotttx3 Chuck Bass is looking these days on Gossip Girl.  Recently we watched the Season 1 pilot and if you calibrate the current three piece suit wearing, suspender sporting, barely legal Chuck to the highschool peacoat jacket, Jonas Brother hairdo there is no comparison.  For you LC followers that have yet to fall head over heels, allow me to gently influence you and finish with convincing, closing arguments. 

5.  Skinny wrists – Everyone who knows me, knows I like them skinny.  I realize I talked about manorexia before but there is something to be said about guys on the leaner side.  I once dated a hipster who said he drank vodka sodas only because there were fewer calories.  Hahaha.  Kind of like reduced fat bacon.  It’s just better.  Not that I eat bacon.

Boys born in the 80's are SO cute. B/W check in GQ.

Boys born in the 80's are SO cute. B/W check in GQ.

4.  Wall Street Style – It’s quite enjoyable that the hairstylists have decided to retire Chuck Bass’ Dep hair gel, don’t you think?  This polished haircut is showing off his chiselled bone structure and faux glow to a great affect.  I’ve never seen anyone else pull off the yellow tie with red suspenders and a charcoal suit so well.  And this is including Michael Douglas.  As far as accessories go, although Godfather-esque, Chuck Bass might successfully bring back the pinkie ring.

This outfit screams, "Generational Wealth & Trustfund."

This outfit screams, "Generational Wealth & Trustfund."

3.  British Accent in Real Life – Smooth, smutty, smarmy voice aside, Ed Westwick who plays Chuck has a Brit accent in real life.  You can close your eyes and listen to him say,”blah, blah, blah” and it’s still hotttx3.

2.  Come Hither Eyes – OMG, stop undressing me with your eyes.  I mean, okay, go ahead.

1.  KB Animal – As any other GG fan, I live for Blair and Chuck.  They have craaaazy sexual chemistry together.  Even though they’re just acting, he looks like he would be really skilled at KB-ing.  I think part of his appeal is his Bad Boy image.  Schwartzie has been throwing in a lot of kissing scenes lately.  He knows what the ladies want.

The best kind of KB-ing involves 1) Chuck Bass and 2) Presents in both hands.

The best kind of KB-ing involves 1) Chuck Bass and 2) Presents in both hands.

And in conclusion,  Chuck Bass is the kind of guy you might not date in real life because he’s like a vice you can’t shake, the monkey on your back, the dark secret you should have left in Tijuana. You know he’s bad for you but you just can’t help yourself.  Why not take the shame away by enjoying this guilty pleasure with your friends.  He’s only celluloid. 

I rest my case.  Obsess weekly http://www.cwtv.com/shows/gossip-girl

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1 Rebecca { 02.21.13 at 1:09 pm }

Just where did you actually obtain the ideas to write ““Chuck
Bass Is A Sexy MF – the love collage”? Many thanks
-Vivian

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